Burnaby Road, Coventry
Property Features
- Recently hurriedly vacated
- Deemed as safe by local authorities
- Quirkly remodelled by previous occupants
- Rich in local notoriety
- Features as a stop on local ghost walk tours
Full Details
The property comprises of:-
GROUND FLOOR
HALLWAY
Leading to:-
LOUNGE 13m x 11m
Cosy and just large enough to swing a cat. The remains of the deceased have been cleared away and wallpaper now hides any evidence of blood.
KITCHEN 10m x 10m
The police have removed the oven and freezer as evidence but there is sufficient space for a range cooker and large American fridge freezer.
DINING ROOM 13m x 12.5m
Great for hosting dinner parties. Just don't try looking under the floorboards.
FIRST FLOOR
MASTER BEDROOM 13.2m x 13.4m
The previous manacles have been removed but the fixings still remain for you to install your own.
BATHROOM 5m x 6m
Due to Health & Safety a competent disposal company has yet to be commissioned to remove the vat of sulphuric acid that is stood in the bath but be reassured that despite this the room is perfectly serviceable and squeaky clean.
BEDROOM 2 12m x 10m
Recently refurbished with a bespoke fitted steel cage and padlock. Keys available from agency.
BEDROOM 3 9m x 3m (estimated)
Unfortunately the agency has as yet been unable to gain access to this room. Further information will be released once permission to release the keys has been granted by the courts.
OUTSIDE
REAR GARDEN
An extensive area that you can soon make your own once you've flattened out the strange, freshly dug, grave-shaped earth mounds that proliferate this garden.
PARKING
The authorities were able to confirm that they were able to park two hearses quite comfortably on the drive and have placed bets that they could still park a Smart car in the remaining space.